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Nation Really Wishing Someone Out There Would Start A New Podcast
U.S. — A recent survey showed that an overwhelming number of Americans spend their days desperately wishing someone out there would start a new podcast.The survey questioned over a million Americans and showed that the vast majority of them are…
Sweet: Free Couch | Babylon Bee
Whoa, man. Check it out: That's a free couch sitting on the side of the road there. Not a chair. Not a love seat. A whole friggin' couch.Couches cost so much these days, this is like finding $2,000 sitting in an envelope on the side of…
39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut
LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change to become an astronaut after seeing that mankind is going back to the moon and possibly even Mars.Benson's newly…
Health Hack: Secret To Having Energy In 40s Revealed To Be High-Grade Cocaine
Are you entering middle age and finding that you just don't have the energy you used to? Do you wish you could regain your youthful vigor, but haven't found anything that works?Well, wish no longer! There's a foolproof health hack…
Gen Zer Puts On Her Nice Pajamas For Job Interview
FEDERAL WAY, WA — Local Gen Zer Krista Evans reportedly selected her fanciest pajamas for a recent job interview at a local tech company."I wanted to wear something that would make a good first impression," Evans told her friends.…
Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might significantly disrupt the many hours a day they currently spend sitting three inches apart on the sofa staring at their respective…
What to Know About the Colorado March for Life This Friday
Calling all pro-life Coloradans! Focus on the Family is inviting you to join us at the Colorado March for Life this Friday in Denver! For the third year in a row, the National March for Life is partnering with Pro-Life Colorado to host the…
Speakeasy Heavily Advertised | Babylon Bee
CHARLOTTE, NC — Advertisements popped up all across the city this week for a local speakeasy, The Hush Room, modeled as a completely discreet and hidden Prohibition-era bar that no one knows about.Posters, radio, and television advertisements…
New Planned Parenthood Annual Report: More Abortions, Fewer Services
Planned Parenthood killed 434,450 preborn babies in one year, according to its newly released annual report. It earned over $2.1 billion for its evil deeds. The recently released report, “Care continues. Annual Report 2024-2025,” reveals our…