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Battle-Hardened Drone Returning From Iran War Struggling To Re-enter Life Of Delivering Amazon Orders
CHARLESTON, SC — After returning from the frontlines of the war in Iran, a local drone has found itself struggling to adapt back to a civilian life of delivering Amazon packages.Like so many soldiers before, the drone has felt a deep void upon…
A Look at Safe Haven Baby Box Legislation Across the U.S.
All 50 states have Safe Haven laws that help prevent infant abandonment by allowing a mother to safely surrender her child while remaining anonymous. Now, many states are expanding those laws to protect even more newborns. Texas was the first…
Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station
VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station, sources close to the happy couple said."We are asking our friends and family to please buy us gas," McClaren…
New Poll: 70% of Americans Support Medical Oversight for Abortion Pills
New polling data reveals most Americans agree there should be more oversight of the distribution and consumption of chemical abortion pills like mifepristone. According to polling conducted by CRC Research for The 85 Fund, as reported by The…
Tony Dungy is a Victim of Soft Anti-Life Bigotry
When it was announced earlier last month that legendary NFL coach Tony Dungy wouldn’t be in the studio for his 18th season as an analyst for NBC’s “Football Night in America,” industry analysts framed the decision as part of a broader network…
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools’ Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.NASA has reportedly spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the elaborate prank, going so far as to…
Planned Parenthood Pays $500,000 Fine After EEOC Investigation for DEI Policies
Our nation’s largest abortion giant violated federal law by discriminating against white employees, an investigation by the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) found. The agency announced on Monday Planned Parenthood of Illinois…
Man Unsure If What’s Missing in His Life Is Jesus or Really Cool Jacket
CROMWELL, CT — On a chilly spring morning, local man Jim Harbor reportedly paused to consider whether what he was missing in life was Jesus or a really cool jacket."Well, I'm a little chilly, so I probably do need a cool new…
Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line
HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic two-week honeymoon spent entirely in the TSA security line at Houston Hobby.Highlights of the trip included a spontaneous…
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball
ANN ARBOR, MI — Local sports fan Adam Cartwright was finally forced to admit to himself that he had a gambling problem after he finished placing a bet on the outcome of a women's basketball game."Ok, maybe I really do have an…