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Generation That Put Nation $39 Trillion In Debt Condemns Gen Z For Spending Irresponsibly
U.S. — Members of the generation that oversaw putting America $39 trillion in debt gathered in solidarity this week to lecture Gen Z about its reckless financial habits.Boomers and Gen X Americans scoffed at new college graduates who imprudently…
White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CA — White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that Karen Bass was still mayor.Wildfires continued to engulf surrounding areas, forcing evacuations of several Los Angeles neighborhoods, with the…
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that it is but a small price to pay for accomplishing nothing in Iran.Though thousands of Americans have been forced to take…
Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt’s Head
KEYSTONE, SD — In a historic victory for American infrastructure, the Department of the Interior announced the successful installation of a 50,000-square-foot data center within Mt. Rushmore that can be accessed through Teddy Roosevelt's…
Report: CIA Raided By CIA
LANGLEY, VA — Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelligence Agency had carried out a surprise raid of the Central Intelligence Agency. Source link
Nancy Pelosi Says Stop Asking If Aliens Are Real Or She Will Order The Mothership To Fire Its Superlaser At Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she will order the mothership to blow up the earth with its superlaser.With the release a trove of files related to UFOs,…
Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling "the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib," President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday formally authorizing citizens to shoot obnoxious hooligans…
10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files
In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial life.Here are the ten most shocking revelations from the now-public files:The…
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens had already been present for many years, and they've been actively defrauding the Minnesota government out of an estimated $20 billion.The…
California Threatens To Send More Of Its Citizens To Other States If They Don’t Give In To Its Demands
SACRAMENTO, CA — Gavin Newsom, while hiding in a cave in the Sierra Nevada, has released a new video threatening to send more Californians to red states if his demands aren't met."You will suffer as we have suffered," Newsom says…