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Architect Carefully Designs Airport So Rental Car Center Is Conveniently Located 75 Miles Away
DENVER, CO — In a groundbreaking move for municipal infrastructure, lead architect Gerald Hinkley unveiled blueprints for a renovated Denver International Airport yesterday, proudly showcasing a rental car center situated just 75 miles from the…
Nation In Stunned Disbelief That The Patriot Front Might Have Been Fake
U.S. — The nation was left in complete disbelief today upon learning that the so-called Patriot Front might have actually been fake.Despite videos of masked Patriot Front members shouting seemingly unscripted mantras like "we sure…
SPLC Says Funding KKK Only 3% Of What They Do
MONTGOMERY, AL — The Southern Poverty Law Center defended itself against reports of controversial spending practices by informing donors that funding the Ku Klux Klan is only 3% of what they do."We offer many important services for our…
Nation On Edge After Soldier Places $50K Polymarket Bet That Trump Will Nuke Iran
U.S. — The United States is reportedly on edge following a leaked report that indicated an American soldier placed a $50,000 bet on Polymarket predicting that President Donald Trump would nuke Iran.While the website markets itself as the…
10 Amazing Organizations Funded By The SPLC
For decades, the folks at the Southern Poverty Law Center have done far more than just advocacy. The group has also generously donated millions of dollars to support carefully vetted organizations that are likewise committed to the causes of…
Trump Admin Moves To Legalize Marijuana For Those With A Medical Need Or Anyone Having To Fly On Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration announced on Thursday that it would be proposing the legalization of marijuana for anyone with medical needs or anyone who has to fly on a Spirit Airlines flight."Some things are just difficult to…
After Losing SPLC Funding, KKK Forced To Buy Robes Off Temu
MONTGOMERY, AL — Following their sudden loss of funding from the Southern Poverty Law Center, members of Ku Klux Klan were reportedly forced purchase their iconic pointy white robes on the discount website Temu.With several federal fraud charges…
Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought
U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn't actually as racist as they thought it was.With news breaking this morning that many apparent racists were actually just undercover instigators paid millions of dollars…
9 Exciting Features Coming To Mamdani’s City-Run Grocery Store
Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced his plan to open a $30 million city-run grocery store in the heart of New York City. While that may seem like a lot of money, this isn't your average Kroger.Take a look at the following list of amazing…
Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump’s New Triumphal Arch?
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is.Here's the original render:Don't…