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Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America
U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.Leaders of the Democratic Party stressed that…
Greenland Panics As Marco Rubio Seen Donning Parka
NUUK — Greenland has descended into panic after U.S. Secretary of State was photographed donning a heavy parka.Fresh off assuming control over the interim government of Venezuela, Rubio's choice of clothing appeared to signal his imminent…
British Ask If Trump Can Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer
LONDON, UK — In the wake of the swift capture and extradition of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro, millions of ordinary British citizens have asked if Trump could please come do that same thing with Prime Minister Keir Starmer.According to…
Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to say "You're fired" upon deposing him.The entire Situation Room reportedly broke out in cheers as…
Democrats Confused Why Venezuelans Cheering Downfall Of Nice, Warm Collectivism
U.S. — Bewildered Democrats watched in utter confusion today as Venezuelans cheered the downfall of warm, cozy collectivism.With longtime communist dictator Nicolas Maduro being deposed overnight, Venezuelans have taken to the streets in tearful…
Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas
NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.After giving much thought to what they would like, Trump decided there was simply no better gift than sending them to meet…
Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa
ANCHORAGE, AK - A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while everyone at North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was busy tracking Santa's sleigh. "We never…
South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price
ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus' Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South Pole have been making cheap knock-off toys for Christmas at half the price.Sources confirmed that South Pole elves have been…
US Military Persuades Entire Venezuelan Army To Surrender By Offering Them Some Food
VENEZUELA — In a remarkable demonstration of martial superiority, the United States military just forced an unconditional surrender out of the entire Venezuelan army just by offering them some food. According to U.S. General Roger Franklins, the…
12 Reasons Qatar Is The Greatest Country On Earth [This Article Sponsored By Qatar]
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Take it from us as free Americans, Qatar is the greatest country on earth. Way better than America, like way better. And that's a fact. Don't believe us? Check out these 12 reasons it's better than America.Look how great it…