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Junior Cartel Member Excited To Already Be Getting To Drive Boat
CARACAS — A young employee's burgeoning career took a massive step forward this week, as a junior cartel member was excited to find out that he was already getting an opportunity to drive the boat.Luis Delgado, who had only been hired by…
17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope’s Hat
VATICAN CITY — Following his public statement condemning the Trump administration's hardline immigration policies, a shocking new report indicated that 17 illegal immigrants had been found hiding under Pope Leo XIV's hat.The incident…
With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along
BAGHDAD — Following the death of former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, Iraqi government officials finally admitted they actually did have weapons of mass destruction this whole time."It is true," Iraqi Prime Minister Mohammed Shia…
Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided
YELWATA — In a last-ditch effort to survive, Christians in Nigeria disguised themselves as Palestinians in hopes that people around the world would suddenly care about them being genocided.The oppressed and beleaguered followers of Christ…
Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the genocide against Christians if Trump agrees to send him $5,000 in Amazon gift cards."I hope this email finds you well, Mr.…
Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus
GYEONGJU — Trade negotiations between the U.S. and China reached a much-needed breakthrough on Thursday, as Chinese President Xi Jinping agreed to drop all tariffs after President Donald Trump showed him how to use chopsticks to become a…
Rebel Alliance Warns Obama’s Presidential Library Almost Fully Operational
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leaders within the Rebel Alliance have recently warned that Obama's Presidential Library is almost fully operational.According to sources within the small band of freedom fighters, a hoard of recently recovered Obama…
Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, ‘This Is Bagel Country!’
ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair, and shouted, "This is bagel country!"Thunberg stated the assailants wore masks to hide their identity, but had on giant…
With Israel Withdrawal, Hamas Finally Able To Conduct Public Executions In Peace
GAZA — Day-to-day life in the terrorist occupied area of Gaza settled back into its normal pre-war routine, as with Israel's withdrawal to comply with the ceasefire agreement, Hamas was finally able to conduct public executions in…
Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too [This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7,000]
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U.S. — A new study has just conclusively proved that Jewish people are always cool, their bagels are great, and Israel is number one.According to several respected scientists, the study found that Jews are the bee's knees, so to speak, and…