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Iran Says They Will Rain Death And Destruction On The U.S. If They Are Bombed Two More Times
GENEVA — Amid ongoing negotiations over Tehran's nuclear program, Iran's Supreme Leader unequivocally informed the United States that they would rain death and destruction down upon them if they were bombed two more times. Maybe…
Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta
ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the exotic Mexican city of Puerto Vallarta, which he had purchased at a killer discount."They were practically giving these tickets away…
Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You’re Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.The Babylon Bee is here to cheer up…
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump’s Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN — The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would be protesting U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration policies by removing all ice from…
Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island
U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.Several compromising pictures released by the DOJ have placed the anthropomorphic paper clip at…
12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed
Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don't even know about.The Babylon Bee can now pull back the curtain and reveal the…
Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump told the Ayatollah's regime that if they didn't stop slaughtering tens of thousands of protesters, he would start…
Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
TAIPEI CITY — After spending over an hour-and-a-half climbing to the top of the Taipei 101 skyscraper, Alex Honnold was left kicking himself after realizing there was an elevator just inside.Honnold paused to look down after ascending all 101…
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence.As the streets of Minneapolis once again descended into chaos, hundreds of families packed their bags and headed for the safety of…
Aging George Soros Hoping To Ruin Just One More Country Before The End
KATONAH, NY — As the geopolitical landscape continued to prepare for a changing of the guard, aging billionaire powerbroker George Soros expressed hope that he could ruin just one more country before the end.According to sources close to the…