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Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles
U.S. — What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy an entire day, as a local man's sandwich was completely ruined after not being cut into triangles.Paul McDaniel had requested that his…
Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Adding Covering It With And Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste
U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.The results of the study seemed to…
Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With And Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste
U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.The results of the study seemed to…
Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste
U.S. — A new report out of Harvard University indicated that zucchini actually isn't that bad after covering it with flour or cornmeal and a lot of seasoning and frying all the taste out of it in hot oil.The results of the study seemed to…
Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt
MONROE, MI — A local man was seen shoveling snow in his driveway like some sort of idiot, because apparently, he doesn't know snow just melts and goes away by itself."Gotta get this snow off my sidewalk," said the poor sap as he…
Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket
BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.Virgil Lupascu said…
New York Ends Fight to Force Nuns to Pay for Abortions
The state of New York has spent a decade attempting to force nuns and other religious ministries to cover the cost of abortions. But no longer. In 2017, New York created a statewide abortion mandate requiring employers to cover abortifacients…
Why We March: Standing for Life with Hope and Resilience
Every January, tens of thousands of Americans gather in Washington, D.C. for the March for Life. They come from different backgrounds, ages, and walks of life, but they are united by the shared belief that every human life has value and deserves…
Nurse’s Words to Karoline Leavitt Show Spiritual Darkness
Lexie Lawlor, a labor and delivery nurse at Baptist Health Boca Raton Regional Hospital in Florida, has been fired after declaring in a video she hoped White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt would have a traumatic and devastating…