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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People’s Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn’t Real
KNOXVILLE, TN — It's that time of year again, when astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson renews his annual tradition of going down people's chimneys to tell their kids that Santa isn't real.According to various reports from around…
Man Still Doesn’t Quite Trust Anything Without Official Nintendo Seal Of Quality
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — According to sources, local man Mark Hunter still doesn't quite trust any product that lacks the Official Nintendo Seal of Quality."Every time I go shopping, I feel like I'm rolling the dice," Hunter…
Which Book Would You Want Your Child to Read?
Two children’s books. Two opposing worldviews. One cultural fork in the road. This month, Live Action released I’m a Baby. Watch Me Grow, a children’s board book highlighting prenatal human development in the womb. Next month, Abortion Is…
Invoking God’s ‘Mercy,’ NY Gov. Kathy Hochul To Sign Assisted-Suicide Bill
New York Governor Kathy Hochul on Wednesday announced her intention to sign a bill legalizing physician-assisted suicide into law. The Empire State will become the 13th state to legalize euthanasia, following Illinois, which became the 12th…
Appeals Court Upholds Defunding of Planned Parenthood
In a big victory for life, a federal appeals court ruled the Trump administration can withhold Medicaid dollars from Planned Parenthood locations that provide abortions. On Friday, December 12, a panel of judges on the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of…
Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things
WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called "Zoomer" is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about things. Totally cringe. Whatever."I look at my friends, and they're all kinda depressed and rotting,"…
Illinois Governor JB Pritzker Signs ‘Dangerous’ Euthanasia Bill Into Law
Illinois Governor Jay Robert “JB” Pritzker signed a bill legalizing physician-assisted suicide into law on Friday. The decision makes the Land of Lincoln the 12th state to legalize euthanasia. The Illinois Senate passed the End-of-Life Options…
Kid Who Didn’t Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious
FLINT, MI — Parishioners of St. John's Lutheran Church say it was immediately obvious which kid didn't practice for the children's Christmas choir this year.According to church-goers, 3rd-grader Abby Michaels "stuck out like…
Pro-Life Groups Raise Alarm Over Delayed FDA Review of Abortion Pill Safety
Pro-life organizations and advocates called for the FDA Commissioner to be fired this week over the failure of FDA health officials to review abortion pill safety. The abortion pill is a two-step process. The first pill, mifepristone, prohibits…
New Federal Legislation Aims to Protect Conscience Rights in Medical Education
In November, the Senate and the House introduced legislation to protect the conscience rights of medical students, who object to abortion on moral or religious grounds. The measures, S. 3238 and H.R. 6219, are companion bills that were…