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The Telephone Used to Save Lives. Now It Takes Them.
When Alexander Graham Bell was granted the first patent for the telephone in 1876, most people saw the invention as a triumph of mankind’s longtime challenge to communicate nearly instantaneously over long distances. First through telegraph and…
Court Overrules District Judge, Allows Planned Parenthood Defunding to Continue
A federal appeals court has stayed U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani’s ruling that had ordered the Trump administration to keep funding Big Abortion organizations, including Planned Parenthood, in violation of federal law. A panel of judges on…
Nearly 50 Planned Parenthood Clinics Closed This Year
In a new report released by Planned Parenthood, the organization admits that nearly 50 of its clinics have been forced to close this year due to the valiant efforts made at the federal level to defund Big Abortion organizations, including an end…
Canada Euthanized a Record 16,499 Patients in 2024
While there is a technical distinction between euthanasia and physician-assisted suicide, this article will use the terms interchangeably. Canadian physicians killed a record 16,499 people via euthanasia in 2024, representing 5.1% of all deaths…
Game Of Monopoly Narrowly Avoided
CAMILLA, GA — A routine family game night almost ended in disaster after a young child asked to play Monopoly. Fortunately for everyone involved, better heads prevailed, and the game of Monopoly was narrowly avoided.The night nearly fell apart…
Family Just One Accidentally Opened Hotel Water Bottle Away From Bankruptcy
ANAHEIM, CA — Dad and budget hawk Kevin Peterson told his kids that the family was just one accidentally opened hotel minibar waterbottle away from complete financial ruin."Do NOT open that water bottle!" Peterson yelled at his…
Federal Judge Blocks Planned Parenthood Defunding – Again
Once again, a federal district judge has bailed out the abortion industry and ruled taxpayer monies – to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars – must keep flowing to Planned Parenthood. If you’re feeling a sense of déjà vu, I can’t blame…
Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon
GEORGETOWN, DE — According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sweeping executive directive his wife found off-putting."I will permanently pause deliveries…
Court Frees NY Pregnancy Centers to Tell Women About Abortion Pill Reversal
A federal appeals court has ruled pregnancy resource centers are free to inform women about the life-saving potential of abortion pill reversal. Last year, New York Attorney General Letitia “Tish” James sued 11 faith-based, pro-life pregnancy…
Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives
BEAUMONT, TX — Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person and people feared for their very lives.Clicking a mouse to order a new bluetooth speaker, Strong…