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Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli
HOUSTON, TX — Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look enough like a head of broccoli.As he surveyed the way his brown hair rose and branched out to a…
FDA Launches Study on Safety of Abortion Pill
At long last, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has announced plans to study the safety of the drug mifepristone, better known as the “abortion pill.” The decision comes years after President Joe Biden and his administration authorized the…
A Look at Which States Have Abortion on the Ballot in 2026
Since 2022, when the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, one of the primary battlegrounds over abortion policy has been in the states. Both abortion-rights advocates and pro-life organizations have turned to statewide ballot initiatives…
40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.Following his 40th…
What to Know About the Life at Conception Act Introduced in the U.S. Senate
Important legislation was introduced earlier this year to protect all preborn human life from the moment of creation, and it deserves the attention of every American who believes all human life has value. Senator Mike Rounds (SD) introduced the…
Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.AgentOrange™ promises to filter out orange candies from all your favorite products, including…
In Interest Of Fairness, Scripps To Begin Also Hosting Non-Indian Kid Spelling Bee
U.S. — In an attempt to give others a chance, the Scripps National Spelling Bee will heretofore offer a separate competition for non-Indian kids.Competition officials admitted that the domination by Indian students had reached the point where…
The Courageous Christian Doctor Waging War Against the Fertility Industry
Dr. John David Gordon was a reproductive endocrinologist without a home. With a medical degree from Duke and his residency at Stanford, the Boston native, who was raised Jewish and converted to Christianity in 2000, is a skilled physician…
What Does the FDA Shakeup Mean for Abortion Pill Review?
Last week, FDA Commissioner Marty Makary resigned from his position amid growing tensions over his priorities, including escalating frustration from pro-life advocates over the slow pace of FDA’s abortion pill review. Attorney Kyle Diamantas…
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that would never come, authorities confirmed Wednesday.Local 22-year-old Tyler Baker was found dead in his parent's basement after his…