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Canada to Report Killing Over 100,000 People With Physician-Assisted Suicide
In the coming months, Canada will report killing over 100,000 people via physician-assisted suicide in 10 years. That stunning fact shows how quickly euthanasia, once legalized, expands and creates a culture of death. Physician-assisted suicide…
Man Replaces Personality With New Smoker
BOUNTIFUL, UT — Local man James Larson made a significant life change after deciding to replace his entire personality with his affection for his newly purchased smoker."Have I shown you my smoker?" Larson asked no one in particular.…
Homeless Man Made Fun Of By All The Other Homeless Men For Not Having iPhone 17
LOS ANGELOS, CA — A local homeless man reported over the weekend that he had been made fun of by all of the other homeless men for not having an iPhone 17.According to witnesses, transient Ralph Nichols was brutally mocked by his fellow hobos…
Bored High School Students Ask Chemistry Teacher When They’re Going To Learn To Cook Meth And Go On Fun Adventures In An RV
SAN DIMAS, CA — A group of bored high school students asked their chemistry teacher this week when he was going to teach them how to cook meth and go on crazy adventures in an RV.The group peppered teacher William Wright with questions about how…
Family Excited To Get New Inkjet Printer That Will Work Flawlessly For First Six Hours And Then Never Again
SCRANTON, PA — The upcoming weekend promised to be a fun one for one local family, as they were excited to get a new inkjet printer that would work flawlessly for the first six hours and then never again.The Stevens family canceled other plans…
Louisiana, ADF Challenge Biden-Era Abortion-By-Mail Scheme
The state of Louisiana filed a federal lawsuit against the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for allowing pro-abortion doctors to mail the abortion pill into pro-life states with laws protecting the lives of preborn children. Attorneys…
At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations
U.S. — Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.According to representatives from Delta, Southwest, United, Spirit,…
UN Expert Calls for Global Ban on Surrogacy
A United Nations expert spoke out against the practice of surrogacy at a UN General Assembly event on October 8. UN Special Rapporteur on Violence Against Women and Girls, Reem Alsalem, called for a global ban on surrogacy in her remarks,…
Guy In Front Of You In Gas Station Line Buying Lotto Tickets, Cigarettes, Applying For Home Mortgage Loan
BOISE, ID — According to sources, the guy standing in front of you at the gas station right now is buying lotto tickets, cigarettes, and also applying for a home mortgage loan.He's been standing at the counter for what seems to be several…
FDA Approves Generic Abortion Pill Despite Ongoing Safety Review
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) approved a generic abortion pill just days after it confirmed its new investigation into the safety of chemical abortions. The FDA approved Evita Solutions’ application for a generic mifepristone pill on…